10. Change CanWest’s tagline to ‘Nearly 4 Billion Serviced’

9. Call Moses and ask if he wants to go hang out at the mall

8. Save Canadian drama

7. Arrange to have IA monogrammed carpets relocated to new corporate HQ

6. Replace Izzy Stradlin as guitarist for Guns N’ Roses

5. Start a support group with Gerald Levin, Jean-Marie Messier and Jean Monty devoted to coping with post-convergence letdown

4. Star in new reality show: The Aspers

3. Become Self-help Guru: Izzy Asper-ation

2. Ask Lenny to move out of family home so I can find a place for the damn Stairclimber

1. Devote more time to greatest passion: Running CanWest Global